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Robin pulls out a neatly folded handkerchief and gave it to the sobbing flaking man.

“I took my shoes the other day to be mended by a well known high street store. I went in there and got thrown out by a security guard and the manager.”

“What the hell did they do that for?”

“I lost my rag. I got quite annoyed that they would fix my souls. The assistant called for the manager and he called for a security man. They were convinced I was a nutter. How was I to know that Boots is a chemist and not a shoe repairer. What a stupid name to call a pharmacist. Injections, or let's get better would be more appropriate than Boots. You don't get shoe menders calling themselves prescriptions, or dope me up.”